fuck-yeah-its-furby:

lulz-time:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

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It’s cool, ‘til you see the $1,138.00 price tag.

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iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

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galaxys4:

noizeit:

galaxys4:

who gives a shit if yahoo bought tumblr I can’t believe how people are actually being fucking babies about this

Said the one with the galaxy s4 url.

does anyone know what this means because I sure don’t

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shollkee:

nah man i wasnt born in any of those 12 months

shollkee:

nah man i wasnt born in any of those 12 months

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splashofcolor:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

I believe it.

splashofcolor:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

I believe it.

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my dad applied for two more jobs & found out today that he didn’t get either of them & now he’s wasted & it’s depressing & I feel bad for him

theclearlydope:

I want to go through my Facebook timeline and do this with every duck face photo but I fear that my Photoshop would catch on fire. 
ratsoff:


How to deal with Duck Face: Just Add Spaghetti

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theclearlydope:

I want to go through my Facebook timeline and do this with every duck face photo but I fear that my Photoshop would catch on fire.

ratsoff:

How to deal with Duck Face: Just Add Spaghetti

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best-of-funny:

sanic-x:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

definitely worth $1.1 billion

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nailpolish-dolly:

A real friendship!

nailpolish-dolly:

A real friendship!

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pleatedjeans:

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