I fucking hate that I suck at hockey. Tonight was senior night & my stupid coach scheduled a hard time. What a dumbass. I hate that my girlfriend comes to games & I don’t play. I hate when people tell me good game & I don’t play. I just want to be average at hockey. Is that so much to ask?

Things I promised myself I would never do:

Smoke weed
Get drunk
Wear flat brimmed hats
Wear skinny jeans
Have a one night stand
Listen to screamo
Listen to rap
Hate my parents
Smoke a cigarette