have you ever shown someone a video of a comedian you like & then they don’t think it’s funny & you start whispering to the comedian “be funnier, you’re embarrassing me”

Insomnia Cookies called me to tell me that they were downstairs with my cookies.

I told my friends to be quiet while I was on the phone.

I don’t have any friends with me.

I just didn’t want the delivery guy to think that all of the cookies were for me.

I guess I’ll go fuck myself

I guess I’ll go fuck myself

Guess who bought all of these as a kid..

me. The answer is me.

My Boyfriend Does My Makeup Tag Video

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Look! My confession is the most popular one they’ve ever tweeted!

Look! My confession is the most popular one they’ve ever tweeted!

so you know how at the doctor’s office they check your reflexes by hitting your knee with that thing? 

well my brother just told me that he’s been faking his reflexes for 15 years

Nature Documentary Episode 2

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Nature Documentary Episode 1 

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n00o:

hattton:

does anyone else think that the outlines of tattoos are cooler than the finished tattoo?

no

Living up to your url I see

This is exactly why you shouldn’t accept your grandmother’s friend request, Evan!

This is exactly why you shouldn’t accept your grandmother’s friend request, Evan!