- Plot Twist: Taylor Swift dates a guy without the intention of breaking up with him just so she can write songs about him.
- 930 PM I'm walking back to my dorm room
- Drunk Idiot: Hey man, I really gotta pee
- Me: Haha
- Drunk Idiot: Do you think it would be cool if I peed behind that car?
- Me: I don't know man..
- Drunk Idiot: *Flips me off
- Me: what just happened
I love how
My brother & I have developed this joke about my dad. He always disappears so when one of us asks, “Where did dad go?” the other one says, “Probably jerking off in a corner somewhere”